Things My Wife Actually Said
On the subject of polygamy (paraphrased from a recent conversation):
"I’d be ok with you having another wife. So long as she does all the cleaning, takes care of the kids, doesn’t eat much or require expensive cloths, is willing to live in a tent in the backyard and isn’t interested in sex."
Surprisingly, no mention was made of looks so I guess my second wife can still be good looking as long as she fulfills the requirements above.
Applications are being taken in the comments section.
"I’d be ok with you having another wife. So long as she does all the cleaning, takes care of the kids, doesn’t eat much or require expensive cloths, is willing to live in a tent in the backyard and isn’t interested in sex."
Surprisingly, no mention was made of looks so I guess my second wife can still be good looking as long as she fulfills the requirements above.
Applications are being taken in the comments section.
posted by Danielle at Tuesday, April 25, 2006
1 Comments:
My wife and I had a similar conversation except it was more from an episode of Friends.
She asked me what famous person I would want to have sex with. I declined to answer because I know better than to get into a rhetorical conversation like that.
I asked her the same question and she said Ben Afleck. So I guess I better watch myslef if that guy ever dumps J-lo. She kept bugging me so I finally told her my fantasy movie star- Kobe Tai. She didn't recognize the name so I told her to Google it when we got home.
She wasn't amused.
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